just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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