He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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