And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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