Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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