I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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