Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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