you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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