do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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