I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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