That's intense
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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