I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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