His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?