I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this