Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show