I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just want to make out with him forever
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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