oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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