I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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