Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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