Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen