If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy