I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
