so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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