So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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