I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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