She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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