Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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