but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.