It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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