too bad you live with your parents still
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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