I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...