This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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