So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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