Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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