Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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