Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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