That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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