I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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