I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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