I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize