I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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