Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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