Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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