I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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