Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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