Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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