3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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