Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
No idea. I blame fireball.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.