Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?