My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left