there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake