Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.