How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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