I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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