You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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