Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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