I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP