giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Even my vagina gasped.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.